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I sat at grand exchange, waiting, but what for? I held my amulet of glory in my hand, stroking it, pondering. I had to do it, I couldn't not do it. It had been more than long enough, I gave my amulet a defiant rub and ended up in Draynor Villiage.

I looked around, I had been here so many times, yet never doing what I wanted. I approached his door, heart pounded. This time I would not avoid what I wanted to say, I would not question him about his party hat or pretend I just came to look through his telescope.

I knocked on his door and entered, the Old Man of Draynor stood there, staff in hand. I approached him tentatively, he stared at me as I went.

`I just came to tell you...' I said in a low voice.
I paused...
`Tell me what child?' The Old Man asked.
`I needed to tell you how I feel.'

I walked briskly over to him and pushed him into his rocking chair, mounting his firm lap. I stroked his beautiful ears, ruffled his soft grey hair.

`I don't understand...' He muttered.
`Shh...'

I removed his glasses, his eyes were beautiful.
I grabbed his staff and made very suggestive movements up and down, his mouth watered as I teased him.

I removed my mithril chainbody, my red dragonhide chaps.

I softly kissed his neck, unbuttoning his wizard's robe top.
I grabbed down low, showing him how the staff was feeling, his eyes rolled into the back of his head.

Then i whipped out my own `staff' and BAM shot a load all over the Old Man's face!

He licked it off with pleasure. I gave him the adress to my PoH and had to go because there was a system update shortly.

I got up from his lap, winked and walked out the door.

I love you Old Man... xxx

I particularly liked the 'Staff' metaphor.
Very imaginative and i'm glad you were able to express your feelings and fantasies with the rest of us.
Good on you.

O_O

At first I was like: o_O
Then I was all like:
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hurrrrrrrrrr. ohhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm drooling.

I think, I may be needing a new game chair. Because I've broken it from laughing at this. I shall hang this on my wall, its a story never to be forgotton.



I rate you high.


Well done ROFL

I think... I think... I think I just Lexygasmed.

lol

Thank you all for understanding and not being prejudice

Your welcome... it was an entertaining story