~In heaven~
--Saradomin: Aaaaah, it's a beautiful day. No rain, no clouds, only the sparkling sun.
--Zamorak: Well duh Saradomin. Has it EVER rained in RuneScape? Come on; Guthix gave RuneScape shape, but apparently he forgot to make weather? How stupid can a God be?!
/Suddenly, Iban comes into the room/
--Iban: Well, probably never as dumb as you are. I mean, he did gave shape to this place. What did YOU ever do? The last thing you did was killing a Noob, and now he's here with us.
--Noob: Autograph pl0x! Mister Iban dude, you're awesome with your staff and stuff! Do you like c00kies? I like pie...
--Iban: [Iban Blast->Noob] That'll keep him busy for some time.
--Zamorak: I mean, what if we'd give Guthix some kind of sleeping potion that made him sleep? This way, we could rule over RuneScape without having to worry about a guy in green robes telling us what Balance is >_>
--Saradomin: Well, Herblore is his skill you know. If we'd request his assistance... Yea, that would work. But no killing!
--Zaros: As much as I hate white-beard who buried my Altar, I think he has a point. Let's do this!
--Iban: But he'll never trust one of the gods of evil. Saradomin, go for it!
/Saradomin goes to Guthix and asks him how to make a sleeping potion. Guthix explains this to him. Then, Saradomin makes the potion and gives it to Guthix, saying it's a Chocolate Cookie drink. Guthix drinks the potion and falls asleep/
--Zamorak: Great job brother! Now, what shall we do?
--Mod Davo: Well, we could give every Kinshra an Elite Black Armour set so they can take over Asgarnia?
--Mod Max W: And rabbits! Give every rabbit laser-eyes
--Mark Gerhard: Or we could just change the name of RuneScape to "Jagex Ltd.'s Amazing Fun Place"
--Iban: Davo, Zaros is actually going to take over Asgarnia.
--Mod Davo: It's not fair
--Iban: But, I have a cookie for you
*Gives Davo a cookie* As with Max; we could do that
--Mod Max W: Really?