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Today Fat Matt wakes up to his screaming mum at the door.
"WAKE UP ITS TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL" she said.

Fat Matt gets up from bed and takes off his runescape pajamies and looks around for some clean clothes.
He notices all his clothes are dirty from yesterday how he got his face pushed in the dirt by the school bullies.

Then he notices and his eyes widened with fear..

RUNESCAPE CLOTHES!

He put on his runescape undies and T Shirt and put on some old jeans with 2 jumpers so people will find it harder to notice the runescape T shirt.

Later after his mum dropped him off at school he attended his 1st class

It was english, And Matt sat in the back of the class hoping he wont get those eggs chucked at him again. Then the Teacher yelled out "MATT"!! why are you sitting back there your meant to be sitting where you usually sit. She pointed at a Gigantic Chair with metal chair legs that wont break when he sits on it.
Embarrassed Matt gets off his chair to walk to the seat when suddenly..

The speakers turned on and the princible said "School Assembely, everyone go to the gym".

Fat Matt was happy about this so he glides to the gym.

He takes his seat and gets ready for the assembely then the princible said today we going to congratulate the people who did the afterschool Maths competition.
Fat Matt sank knowing he did the competition.

Then he hears a yell "Matt Fuzzieberry"!.

He stands up and walks over to the stage sweating
Then he trips on the stage and his glasses fall off.

Embarrassed Matt could hear all this laughing. Then he turns around to pick up his glasses then...

RIIIIIIIP!!! His pants had split showing his runescape undies!!

Then There was an awkred silence.

Then he could hear one of the gangsters yell out "RUNESCAPE ROCKS"!!!!!

The whole audience cheered at Matt and Matt was so happy he took off his jumpers.
When he took the 2nd jumper off the audience went quiet.
Then he realised he had no runescape T shirt.

HE WAS WEARING THE TELE TUBBIES T SHIRT

This should really go in the stories forum.

,.-'*^*'-.,,.-'*^*',.-'*^*'-.,,.- An act of kindness is a reward in itself, ,.-'*^*'-.,,.-'*^*' ,.-'*^*'-.,,.-
,.-'*^*'-.,,.-'*^*',.-'*^*'-.,,.-'*^*' No matter how hard it is to do, ,.-'*^*'-.,,.-'*^*',.-'*^*'-.,,.-'*^*'-.,,.-
,.-'*^*'-.,,.- You will be rewarded in one way or another, even if you do not see it. ,.-'*^*'-.,,.-

I lol'd.

^ Me too.

-Ny

DUN DUN DUNNNN!

Wow, I started reading this with a frown thinking this was another "Runescape clothing is for NERDS" thread. Now I'm grinning.

Epic win.

~~GO9

haha thats funny..

Haha, this is awesome. I laughed so hard at the end.

LOL!!!

bump for fun!