WizardStar
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09-Jul-2010 18:17:01
Last edited on 10-Jul-2010 00:07:27 by WizardStar
Generico looked thoughtfully at his tea for a while before putting down the paper. Then, just as he was about to bite into breakfast, a knock came at the door. �I�ll get it,� Generico muttered, a bit angry with whoever it was � and who was it, anyway? As soon as Generico opened the door, he got his answer. The figure stood out. She was covered in armor for Guthix knows why � and fine armor it was too. The helmet was shining white, and had wings on the side that made the helmet look like it would fly off at any point in disgust at its lower neighbors. For on her chest was a body that seemed dark, strong, and green (just like broccoli!). She wore a skirt that could only have been made from the mythical armor dragon, and in her hands she held a cruel-looking whip and a square shield made from the same awe-inspiring dragon. �Bloody adventurer,� Generico muttered under his breath. �Hello,� the adventurer said, �I�m Wizard2878.� �I�m Generico,� Generico said bluntly. His brain was off trying to find a way to get rid of this Wizard2878, so his mouth was on auto-pilot. �Do you have any quests for me?� Wizard2878 asked. Generico�s brain snapped to attention, and at the sound of that remark Generica came over as well. �Yes, we do have a quest for you,� she said, �Go away so we can finish our meal!� Wizard2878 looked sad. �Are you sure?� she said hopefully. �Look,� Generico said, �We�re just your average people with a low-pay job, a small uninteresting house, a social life of two friends, and a travel range of about a mile. To put it bluntly, our lives are boring. We have nothing for you to do. So go away.� �You�re bored?� Wizard2878 said gleefully, ignoring the rest of Generico�s statement, �I can fix that!� �Oh, no," Generica half whispered, half wimpered. �Yeah� I�ve been getting my Magic up!� Wizard2878 said, and with the flick of her hands, the couple were flying through the air with a swirl of magic around them.
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