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Hello this is Destiny's Retribution, Sequal to God Wars 2: Darkness Reborn. Not all is true and please follow JaGeX rules. I will need profiles this time and you can post when ever you want. Enjoy the story . Btw I'm in the story

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God Wars: 49-50-145-61015754
God Wars 2: Darkness Reborn: 49-50-313-61049458

Chapter 1: Armadyl Explains.

*Portal Opens up*

All gods: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Armadyl: WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

*Thump!*

Saradomin: *Gets up and starts to strangl Armadyl*

Saradomin: WHY ARE WE HERE!?!?!?!?

Armadyl: (in a suppresed voice) S...S...Stop strangleing
me... *Cough*

Saradomin: *Lets go*

Armadyl: *Gasps* OK... on to the point w-

Zamorak: WHY ARE WE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks Armadyl in the
nuts* I ALMOST LOST MY LUNCH!

Spearive: Let him talk. *Pulls Zamorak away*

Armadyl: *Groans and squeals* Chair please.

Guthix: Cabbage APPEAR!
*Chair made out of cabbage appears*

Armadyl: *sits and crosses leg* ok heres what happened...
Armadyl: When the portal opened i secretly snuck into Nekron's throne. He was imprisoned in a giant cystal. Some of his power was leaking out. I used my powers to create a cystal to capture some of the energy. I ran off back to my tent. Later the thing exploded when i put it on a table.

Guthix: Well Nekron's energy has a self destruct system when it passes a certen limit.

Armadyl: Oh ok. Anyways, the explotion gave me let me capture some of his energy and turn it into pure Armadyl energy. Then I practiced it, it was a very strong energy it alone gave me 900k exp for all my stats. Then he woke up blew Bandos up, sucked his energy and got stronger. Then thats where i come, you know the rest.

Guthix: Ok so can i get some cabbages? Its royalty.

Everyone: NO!!!

Guthix:

Armadyl: We need to find Ban- err Barrows Brothers'
children.

Saradomin: THEY HAD CHILDREN!?

Zamorak:

Armadyl: I already sent Kuuga to find them.

Kuuga: Excuse me where can i find the Barrows Brothers'
children?

???: Kuuga!?

Kuuga: Excuse me but i don't know you

???: Heh ORE SANJO! (i have come again)

---------Chapter 2: ORE SANJO!!!---------------

Kuuga: it cant be...

Sonicfanx1: YEAH! THATS RIGHT ITS ME SONICFANX1!

Kuuga: So do you know where Barrows are?

Sonicfanx1: No i havent made that part up wait yea at barrows, gathering their Fathers' armor

Kuuga: i hate Ghasts.

Sonicfanx1: Tell me about it. Anyways lets go! *teleports to high in wilderness with Kuuga*.

Kuuga: AHHH! LOOK OUT BELOW!.

Armadyl: *looks up* Kuuga?

*THUMP!*

Armadyl: Why me...

Sonicfanx1: *Lands on stick and slides down*

Saradomin: *grabs Saradomin Sword* Who are you?

Sonicfanx1: Sonicfanx1.

Zamorak: The Sonicfanx1? Not just a Fake? The one who has 99 Dungeoneering? The...

Sonicfanx1: *Does Dungeoneering emote but stays in armor, walks up to Armadyl* *kicks in the balls hyper fast*

Sonicfanx1: Is that enough proof?

Armadyl: *Groans* why won't you just kill me...

Sonicfanx1: Lets go Monitoya awaits.

--------Chapter 3: BARROWS MOLES!?--------

Sonicfanx1: Ah there they are...

Armadyl: OK thanks so do we just go up and talk?

Sonicfanx1: Yeah sure.

Armadyl: I need a discise.

Sonicfanx1: Here. *gives rags and hood*

Armadyl:

Sonicfanx1: *stares Armadyl Down*

Armadyl: fine.... *puts it on*

Armadyl: (in an old man's voice) Excuse me?

Verac: Oh hello.

Armadyl: Can you guys come over here? Please.

Dhorak: Sure.

Barrow's Bothers': *walk's over*

Armadyl: *rips rags off*

All gods (and me): AMBUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*rumbleing*

Sonicfanx1: What was that wait moles.

*Mole emerges*

Mole: *Screech!*

Sonicfanx1: atleast there is one...

*More Burst up*

Sonicfanx1: Or not.

Bump?

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