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Hey everybody! This is my first forum story ever written. I've written some quests and even a RuneScape book (which is currently being reviewed by a publisher). So, I think I'd try out my skills by writing a story about what happens if Guthix sleeps for the second time.

This is a short story! Don't expect any big things.

Please note that I'll use this format:
Zaros: [text]
Saradomin: [text]
/Then, suddenly.../

I'll try to give this story a kind of funny touch. The characters in this story:
-Zaros
-Iban
-Zamorak
-Saradomin
-Guthix
-Mod Davo (Dutch Jagex Mod and leader of the Black Knights [a.k.a. Kinshra])
-Mod Max W (Dutch Jagex Mod and leader of the rabbits)
-Mark Gerhard
-A random Noob (referred to as 'Noob')

PLEASE READ: Any funny aspects in this story regarding the listed Jagex Staff is NOT meant to flame them in any way. It's just a story in which they behave... Story'ish (couldn't find any other way to describe this )

NOTE: All Jagex/Forum rules apply! So don't flame, troll, spam or go off-topic.

~In heaven~
--Saradomin: Aaaaah, it's a beautiful day. No rain, no clouds, only the sparkling sun.
--Zamorak: Well duh Saradomin. Has it EVER rained in RuneScape? Come on; Guthix gave RuneScape shape, but apparently he forgot to make weather? How stupid can a God be?!
/Suddenly, Iban comes into the room/
--Iban: Well, probably never as dumb as you are. I mean, he did gave shape to this place. What did YOU ever do? The last thing you did was killing a Noob, and now he's here with us.
--Noob: Autograph pl0x! Mister Iban dude, you're awesome with your staff and stuff! Do you like c00kies? I like pie...
--Iban: [Iban Blast->Noob] That'll keep him busy for some time.
--Zamorak: I mean, what if we'd give Guthix some kind of sleeping potion that made him sleep? This way, we could rule over RuneScape without having to worry about a guy in green robes telling us what Balance is >_>
--Saradomin: Well, Herblore is his skill you know. If we'd request his assistance... Yea, that would work. But no killing!
--Zaros: As much as I hate white-beard who buried my Altar, I think he has a point. Let's do this!
--Iban: But he'll never trust one of the gods of evil. Saradomin, go for it!

/Saradomin goes to Guthix and asks him how to make a sleeping potion. Guthix explains this to him. Then, Saradomin makes the potion and gives it to Guthix, saying it's a Chocolate Cookie drink. Guthix drinks the potion and falls asleep/

--Zamorak: Great job brother! Now, what shall we do?
--Mod Davo: Well, we could give every Kinshra an Elite Black Armour set so they can take over Asgarnia?
--Mod Max W: And rabbits! Give every rabbit laser-eyes
--Mark Gerhard: Or we could just change the name of RuneScape to "Jagex Ltd.'s Amazing Fun Place"
--Iban: Davo, Zaros is actually going to take over Asgarnia.
--Mod Davo: It's not fair
--Iban: But, I have a cookie for you *Gives Davo a cookie* As with Max; we could do that
--Mod Max W: Really?

--Iban: No! Of course not! Just go and teach you rabbits how to open a door or whatever --'
/All the Gods are laughing as Mod Max W leaves the room, crying/
--Saradomin: Weren't you a little hard on him? I mean, rabbits are a bit foolish to use in a war, but...
--Zaros: But what?
--Saradomin: Never mind. I though I was going to tell a solution, but apparently I don't.
--Iban: Mark Gerhard; Idea rejected!
--Mark Gerhard: I could just ban you, you know? I mean, I still have a gold crown.
--Zamorak: [Telekinetic Grab->Mark Gerhard's crown] What did you say about a ban?
--Mark Gerhard: Euhm..Nothing sir Zamorak.
--Noob: Hey guys, look what I found; it's some kind of blue button that says "Do not press". I just pressed it because it told me to do so
--Iban: No! That was the button to wake Guthix from his sleep!
--Saradomin: And you though that painting the button blue instead of red would've stopped people pressing it? Good job mister 'I'm the ruler of everything and crush you in 1 hit if I want so'.
--Iban: Quiet you!
--Guthix: [is fully awake] Mark Gerhard, back to office! Lunch break is over. Mod Max W, you can use the rabbits in and around Lletya and give them laser-eyes to attack every unprepared adventurer. Mod Davo, all of your Kinshra shall be given Elite Armour as long as they won't leave their castle.
--Mod Max W: [Jumps up and down and disappears]
--Mod Davo: Thank you, my Lord.
--Iban: I can still kill you if I want to Guthix!
--Guthix: Well, where are you waiting for?
--Iban: I can't. It's already 10 minutes past bedtime.


FINAL WORD: And so Guthix restored Balance and prevented a war. But, what happened with the Noob? Guthix made him alive again. Then, the Noob trained and trained and is now the #154 in the Hiscores. (no offense to the actual #154 Overall hiscores; Pieterjan89)

You may now post.

Hey greatrune15,
Really nice story!I think you have talent!
Keep training your writing skill and...who knows!

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Hmmm, nice story GreatRune! Short, sure. Original... partly. I've seen God stories before but the plot itself is new. I like the humorous aspect. 8/10? (Which by my standards is good, trust me.) Only thing thats missing to give it 9/10 or 10/10 is more! (More plot, more actual writing, etc.)