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A Player's Story

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Hanzo�Tantei

13-Jul-2010 20:01:48
Last edited on 14-Jul-2010 20:14:32 by Hanzo�Tantei

Once upon a time, not long ago
Where people wore climbing boots and lived life slow,
Where mods were stern and justice stood
And pures were behavin' like they were all too good.

There lived a player who was misled,
By another player, and this is what he said,
"Me and you Det, we're gonna make some cash,
Robbin' bunch of gnomes and makin' the dash!"

They did the job, money came with ease
But Det couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease!
He robbed another and another and a dwarf and his brother,
Tried to rob a noob who was a Mod undercover.

The mod cast bind, he started actin' erratic
He said, "Keep still Det, there's no need for static."
Punched him in his belly and gave him a slap
But little did he know, the player was strapped!

Det pulled outta C'bow, he said, "Why'd you hit me?"
The bolt was set straight for the mod's kidney
The mod got scared, but Det, he starts to figure,
"I'll get muted if I pull this trigger!"

So he teleported and ran around the block!
Mod PM's in to another lady mod.
He ran by a tree, there he saw mod's sister,
Shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her.

Looked 'round good and from expectations
He decided he'd head for the Keldagrim stations,
But (what?) she was coming and he made a left.
He teleported and ran till he was out of breath.

Knocked a tribesman down and swore he killed him,
Then he made his move to an bamboo building.
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor
ran across a bridge, there guess who he saw. (Who?)

Lapalok! The slay taskin master,
Who don't know the meaning of death nor disaster!
He said, "I need broad bolts! Hurry up, run!"
The master rolled back a runite Shotgun!

He went outside but there were mods all over.
Then he jumped over a root, saw a dwarf who was sober.
Raced up the block, HP down to 83.
Crashed into a sally trap, though he broke free.

Escaped alive, though his armor was battered
Rat-a-tat-tatered and all the mods scattered.
Ran out of bolts, but that didn't matter,

Hanzo�Tantei

13-Jul-2010 20:02:42

Grabbed the pregnant lady and pulled out the dragon dagger!

He said the DDS, and his spells were poison.
He told the mods, "Back off, or honey here's frozen."
Deep in his heart he knew his levels were low,
So he let the lady go and fakes with the C'bow

Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded
And before long Det got surrounded!
He dropped his C'bow and unequipped his glory
And this is the way I have to end this story.

He was only 19 in a madman's dream.
The mods muted the kid, just to be mean.
This ain't funny, so don't ya dare laugh,
Just another case about the wrong path
Straight and narrow or your account is grass!

Goodnight!

ibid_404