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The thread name says it all! Have you ever heard/seen a weird/ funny pickup line?

The pickup lines could come from a picture you saw or one you just made up right now! Have fun but please KEEP IT CLEAN!

--I saw these in a picture--

Baby, Im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

Can I take a picture of you? I want Santa to know exactly what i want for Christmas.

I bit my lip. Can you kiss it to make it better?

--Found these--

Man: Do you have the time?
Woman: [Gives the time]
Man: No, the time to write down my number?

Hey, I lost my phone number...Can I have yours?
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;D

Res in case

"how much does a polar bear weigh?"
"enough to break the ice! hi my names....."


really corny i know lol

Nice Legs, When Do they Open?

Are you A parking Ticket, because you Got FINE written All Over you!

Get In the Car!!!!!!!!!!

Do you Have A mirrior In your Pants? Because I see Myself in them.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away!

How charming.

Did you Fall from the Sky? Because you look like an Angel

"I think I'm dying, because I'm looking at heaven."

"Here I am, what were your other two wishes?"

Haha Good one guys

"Wait a minute, I need my library card, because I'm checking you out."

haha, my favorite one of all time, which has never ever worked is

"if looks could kill you'd be dead"

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