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Ok, simply post as many ways on how to die, and we'll try and reach ONE MILLION ways to die. This will, obviously, take more than one thread to achieve, but we'll eventually do it!

Special thanks to .. for bumping this thread often.

- Ways to die -
#1 - Being poisoned.
#2 - Being shot.
#3 - Being hit by a stray bullet.
#4 - Drinking too much water.
#5 - Dividing by 0.
#6 - Round-house kicked by Chuck Norris.
#7 - Being stuck in a giant helium ball.
#8 - Electricuted
#9 - Being choked to death
#10 - Falling off a skyscraper.
#11 - Not drinking enough water.
#12 - Drowning.
#13 - Earthquake.
#14 - Tsunami.
#15 - Jumping off a 10-story building, landing on a trampoline, then doing a triple backflip into a cage of hungry bears.
#16 - Being on a sinking boat hit by a stray bullet.
#17 - Losing the flow of oxygen to your brain.
#18 - Getting a broken arrow in your foot.
#19 - If one of Altair's throwing knives missed the innocent civilian he was aiming at.
#20 - Smashed by the Hulk.
#21 - Stepping into the middle of a heated dart game at a bar.
#22 - Looking at the batman symbol too directly.
#23 - Evil kittens.
#24 - Being trapped in a giant washing machine.
#25 - Dying in your dreams.
#26 - Stuck in a cage with a mad Jackie Chan.
#27 - Smothered to death by cloaks.
#28 - Attacked by wolves whilst stuck in a tree.
#29 - Tortured by insects.
#30 - Starvation.
#31 - Dying of laughter.
#32 - Crushed by an elephant.
#33 - Forced to drink molten gold.
#34 - Sneezing too hard, making you hurt your head and fall in front of a truck.
#35 - Being Hung.
#36 - Being trapped in a fire.
#37 - Being beaten senselessly.
#38 - Old age.
#39 - Jad IRL.
#40 - Electric chair.
#41 - Get owned by a hobo.
#42 - Quicksand.
#43 - Heart Attack.
#44 - Jump off a bridge.
#45 - Buried alive.
#46 - Burned alive.
#47 - Headshot.
#48 - Car accident.
#49 - Getting crushed by a car.
#50 - Attempting to fight Godzilla.
#51 - Getting eaten by a dangerous animal.
#52 - Punched to death.

#53 - Choking on your pillow whilst you sleep.
#54 - Falling asleep while bathing.
#55 - Having your laptop fall on top of your wet legs while you take a bath.
#56 - Showering during a thunderstorm.
#56 - Getting eaten by a dog.
#57 - Breaking your neck during a fall from the stairs, after being abducted by aliens.
#58 - Being nuked.
#59 - Eating PI.
#60 - Eating a grenade after it is set off.
#61 - Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.
#62 - Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
#63 - Attempt to throw back a grenade and fail at it.
#64 - Get owned by a giant bunny.
#65 - Get killed by Barney the dinosaur.
#66 - Getting stung by a scorpion you just swallowed.
#67 - You're inside a building and a plane flies into it.
#68 - Eaten by another human being.
#69 - Trying to play GTA irl.
#70 - Getting sucked into your computers dvd drive and processed.
#71 - Yoda cutting you in half with lightsaber.
#72 - Meteor to the head.
#73 - Getting struck by lightning.
#74 - Jumping off of a 50 story building.
#75 - Eating a boulder.
#76 - Some idiot car driver hitting you off your motorbike because they didn't see you.
#77 - Decompression chamber.

Dividing by Zero.

Getting hit by a stray bullet

Saw it on the episode.

Btw, how much do you want to bet this thread is going to be filled with inappropriate posts?

You can die from drinking too much water. True story.

1 Being stuck in a giant helium ball

2 Electricuted

3 Being choked to death

4 Falling of a skyscraper

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I have more, i'll post later...

Jumping off a 10-story building, landing on a trapoline, then do a triple backflip into a cage of hungry bears.

For a moment I thought this thread was going to be about the TV show on Spike, 1000 Ways to Die. I'd list some of the interesting ways people have died on that show, however the majority are not forum appropriate.

Getting hit by a boat that was sinking and you were on a boat that was sinking because the boat the got hit by the boat that had me on it got shot by a stray bullet

Lose the flow of oxygen to your brain.