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135 lines
4.3 KiB
JavaScript
135 lines
4.3 KiB
JavaScript
var chuckNorris = {
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// Variables
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size : 35,
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currentFact : "",
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factStep : 0,
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firstContact : false,
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timeSpent : 0,
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nextPunch : 0,
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// Functions
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onload : function(){
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land.addLand("Chuck Norris", this.size, 8, this.load.bind(this), this.getText.bind(this), this.move.bind(this));
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},
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setNextPunch : function(){
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this.nextPunch = 3 + random.getRandomIntUpTo(7);
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},
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move : function(){
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// Get indexes
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var index = quest.getCharacterIndex();
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var norrisIndex = this.getChuckNorrisIndex();
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// Increase the fact step
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if(this.factStep > 15){
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this.setCurrentFact();
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}
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else this.factStep += 1;
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// Possibly make some special action
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if(norrisIndex != -1){
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if(this.firstContact == false && index >= 20){
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if(quest.things[norrisIndex - 1].type == "none"){
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quest.things[norrisIndex - 1] = quest.things[norrisIndex];
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quest.things[norrisIndex] = quest.makeNoneThing();
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}
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else this.firstContact = true;
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}
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else if(this.firstContact == true){
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// Punch
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if(index > 0 && this.timeSpent % this.nextPunch == 0 && index == norrisIndex - 1 && quest.things[index - 1].type == "none"){
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quest.things[index - 1] = quest.things[index];
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quest.things[index] = quest.things[norrisIndex];
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quest.things[norrisIndex] = quest.makeNoneThing();
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this.setNextPunch();
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}
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}
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}
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// Increase the time spent
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this.timeSpent += 1;
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},
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getChuckNorrisIndex : function(){
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for(i = 0; i < quest.things.length; i++){
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if(quest.things[i].text == "CHN") return i;
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}
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return -1;
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},
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setCurrentFact : function(){
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this.currentFact = random.pickRandomly(this.facts);
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this.factStep = 0;
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},
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load : function(){
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this.setCurrentFact();
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this.setNextPunch();
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quest.things[30] = this.makeChuckNorris();
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this.firstContact = false;
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this.timeSpent = 0;
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},
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makeChuckNorris : function(){
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return land.createMob("CHN", 1000, 1000, "Chuck Norris", "Chuck Norris. You just can't beat him.", []);
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},
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getText : function(){
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// Create the text
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var text = "";
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text += this.getCurrentFactText();
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text += "\n\n\n\n";
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for(var i = 0; i < this.size; i++){
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text += quest.things[i].text;
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}
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return text;
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},
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getCurrentFactText : function(){
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var text = "";
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var nbrSpaces = Math.floor((this.size*3 - this.currentFact.length)/2);
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for(var i = 0; i < nbrSpaces; i++){
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text += " ";
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}
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text += "\"" + this.currentFact + "\"";
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for(var i = 0; i < nbrSpaces; i++){
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text += " ";
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}
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return text;
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},
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// Facts
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facts :
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[
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"Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.",
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"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.",
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"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.",
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"Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.",
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"Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.",
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"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.",
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"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.",
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"Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.",
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"Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.",
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"Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.",
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"Chuck Norris can drown a fish.",
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"Leaving a criminal in the same room as Chuck Norris is cruel and unusual punishment.",
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"Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.",
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"Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.",
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"Chuck Norris doesn't play \"hide-and-seek.\" He plays \"hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you.\"",
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"Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.",
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"Chuck Norris makes onions cry.",
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"Chuck Norris can divide by zero.",
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"Chuck Norris hears every tree that falls in the woods."
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]
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};
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