diff --git a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_comparator.s b/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_comparator.s
deleted file mode 100644
index f962d919a0..0000000000
--- a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_comparator.s
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,13 +0,0 @@
-.set noat      # allow manual use of $at
-.set noreorder # don't insert nops after branches
-
-glabel pause_items_comparator
-/* 13CAF0 802497B0 84840000 */  lh        $a0, ($a0)
-/* 13CAF4 802497B4 84A30000 */  lh        $v1, ($a1)
-/* 13CAF8 802497B8 0064182A */  slt       $v1, $v1, $a0
-/* 13CAFC 802497BC 14600002 */  bnez      $v1, .L802497C8
-/* 13CB00 802497C0 24020001 */   addiu    $v0, $zero, 1
-/* 13CB04 802497C4 2402FFFF */  addiu     $v0, $zero, -1
-.L802497C8:
-/* 13CB08 802497C8 03E00008 */  jr        $ra
-/* 13CB0C 802497CC 00000000 */   nop      
diff --git a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_get_column.s b/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_get_column.s
deleted file mode 100644
index 34afe73c97..0000000000
--- a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_get_column.s
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,24 +0,0 @@
-.set noat      # allow manual use of $at
-.set noreorder # don't insert nops after branches
-
-glabel pause_items_get_column
-/* 13CBD8 80249898 00041040 */  sll       $v0, $a0, 1
-/* 13CBDC 8024989C 00441021 */  addu      $v0, $v0, $a0
-/* 13CBE0 802498A0 00021080 */  sll       $v0, $v0, 2
-/* 13CBE4 802498A4 3C018027 */  lui       $at, 0x8027
-/* 13CBE8 802498A8 00220821 */  addu      $at, $at, $v0
-/* 13CBEC 802498AC 902204D2 */  lbu       $v0, 0x4d2($at)
-/* 13CBF0 802498B0 14400002 */  bnez      $v0, .L802498BC
-/* 13CBF4 802498B4 00A2001A */   div      $zero, $a1, $v0
-/* 13CBF8 802498B8 0007000D */  break     7
-.L802498BC:
-/* 13CBFC 802498BC 2401FFFF */   addiu    $at, $zero, -1
-/* 13CC00 802498C0 14410004 */  bne       $v0, $at, .L802498D4
-/* 13CC04 802498C4 3C018000 */   lui      $at, 0x8000
-/* 13CC08 802498C8 14A10002 */  bne       $a1, $at, .L802498D4
-/* 13CC0C 802498CC 00000000 */   nop      
-/* 13CC10 802498D0 0006000D */  break     6
-.L802498D4:
-/* 13CC14 802498D4 00001010 */   mfhi     $v0
-/* 13CC18 802498D8 03E00008 */  jr        $ra
-/* 13CC1C 802498DC 00000000 */   nop      
diff --git a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_get_pos_x.s b/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_get_pos_x.s
deleted file mode 100644
index ee0e2a64b0..0000000000
--- a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_get_pos_x.s
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,28 +0,0 @@
-.set noat      # allow manual use of $at
-.set noreorder # don't insert nops after branches
-
-glabel pause_items_get_pos_x
-/* 13CB10 802497D0 00041040 */  sll       $v0, $a0, 1
-/* 13CB14 802497D4 00441021 */  addu      $v0, $v0, $a0
-/* 13CB18 802497D8 00021080 */  sll       $v0, $v0, 2
-/* 13CB1C 802497DC 3C018027 */  lui       $at, 0x8027
-/* 13CB20 802497E0 00220821 */  addu      $at, $at, $v0
-/* 13CB24 802497E4 902204D2 */  lbu       $v0, 0x4d2($at)
-/* 13CB28 802497E8 14400002 */  bnez      $v0, .L802497F4
-/* 13CB2C 802497EC 00A2001A */   div      $zero, $a1, $v0
-/* 13CB30 802497F0 0007000D */  break     7
-.L802497F4:
-/* 13CB34 802497F4 2401FFFF */   addiu    $at, $zero, -1
-/* 13CB38 802497F8 14410004 */  bne       $v0, $at, .L8024980C
-/* 13CB3C 802497FC 3C018000 */   lui      $at, 0x8000
-/* 13CB40 80249800 14A10002 */  bne       $a1, $at, .L8024980C
-/* 13CB44 80249804 00000000 */   nop      
-/* 13CB48 80249808 0006000D */  break     6
-.L8024980C:
-/* 13CB4C 8024980C 00001810 */   mfhi     $v1
-/* 13CB50 80249810 00031040 */  sll       $v0, $v1, 1
-/* 13CB54 80249814 00431021 */  addu      $v0, $v0, $v1
-/* 13CB58 80249818 00021100 */  sll       $v0, $v0, 4
-/* 13CB5C 8024981C 00431021 */  addu      $v0, $v0, $v1
-/* 13CB60 80249820 03E00008 */  jr        $ra
-/* 13CB64 80249824 00021040 */   sll      $v0, $v0, 1
diff --git a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_get_pos_y.s b/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_get_pos_y.s
deleted file mode 100644
index 6b1c236cd6..0000000000
--- a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_get_pos_y.s
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,34 +0,0 @@
-.set noat      # allow manual use of $at
-.set noreorder # don't insert nops after branches
-
-glabel pause_items_get_pos_y
-/* 13CB68 80249828 3C028027 */  lui       $v0, %hi(gItemMenuPages)
-/* 13CB6C 8024982C 244204D0 */  addiu     $v0, $v0, %lo(gItemMenuPages)
-/* 13CB70 80249830 00041840 */  sll       $v1, $a0, 1
-/* 13CB74 80249834 00641821 */  addu      $v1, $v1, $a0
-/* 13CB78 80249838 00031880 */  sll       $v1, $v1, 2
-/* 13CB7C 8024983C 00621821 */  addu      $v1, $v1, $v0
-/* 13CB80 80249840 90620002 */  lbu       $v0, 2($v1)
-/* 13CB84 80249844 14400002 */  bnez      $v0, .L80249850
-/* 13CB88 80249848 00A2001A */   div      $zero, $a1, $v0
-/* 13CB8C 8024984C 0007000D */  break     7
-.L80249850:
-/* 13CB90 80249850 2401FFFF */   addiu    $at, $zero, -1
-/* 13CB94 80249854 14410004 */  bne       $v0, $at, .L80249868
-/* 13CB98 80249858 3C018000 */   lui      $at, 0x8000
-/* 13CB9C 8024985C 14A10002 */  bne       $a1, $at, .L80249868
-/* 13CBA0 80249860 00000000 */   nop      
-/* 13CBA4 80249864 0006000D */  break     6
-.L80249868:
-/* 13CBA8 80249868 00002812 */   mflo     $a1
-/* 13CBAC 8024986C 24840001 */  addiu     $a0, $a0, 1
-/* 13CBB0 80249870 90630001 */  lbu       $v1, 1($v1)
-/* 13CBB4 80249874 00041040 */  sll       $v0, $a0, 1
-/* 13CBB8 80249878 00441021 */  addu      $v0, $v0, $a0
-/* 13CBBC 8024987C 00021080 */  sll       $v0, $v0, 2
-/* 13CBC0 80249880 00441023 */  subu      $v0, $v0, $a0
-/* 13CBC4 80249884 00031900 */  sll       $v1, $v1, 4
-/* 13CBC8 80249888 00431021 */  addu      $v0, $v0, $v1
-/* 13CBCC 8024988C 00052900 */  sll       $a1, $a1, 4
-/* 13CBD0 80249890 03E00008 */  jr        $ra
-/* 13CBD4 80249894 00451021 */   addu     $v0, $v0, $a1
diff --git a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_get_row.s b/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_get_row.s
deleted file mode 100644
index 6e2446ee0b..0000000000
--- a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_get_row.s
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,26 +0,0 @@
-.set noat      # allow manual use of $at
-.set noreorder # don't insert nops after branches
-
-glabel pause_items_get_row
-/* 13CC20 802498E0 3C038027 */  lui       $v1, %hi(gItemMenuPages)
-/* 13CC24 802498E4 246304D0 */  addiu     $v1, $v1, %lo(gItemMenuPages)
-/* 13CC28 802498E8 00041040 */  sll       $v0, $a0, 1
-/* 13CC2C 802498EC 00441021 */  addu      $v0, $v0, $a0
-/* 13CC30 802498F0 00021080 */  sll       $v0, $v0, 2
-/* 13CC34 802498F4 00431021 */  addu      $v0, $v0, $v1
-/* 13CC38 802498F8 90430002 */  lbu       $v1, 2($v0)
-/* 13CC3C 802498FC 14600002 */  bnez      $v1, .L80249908
-/* 13CC40 80249900 00A3001A */   div      $zero, $a1, $v1
-/* 13CC44 80249904 0007000D */  break     7
-.L80249908:
-/* 13CC48 80249908 2401FFFF */   addiu    $at, $zero, -1
-/* 13CC4C 8024990C 14610004 */  bne       $v1, $at, .L80249920
-/* 13CC50 80249910 3C018000 */   lui      $at, 0x8000
-/* 13CC54 80249914 14A10002 */  bne       $a1, $at, .L80249920
-/* 13CC58 80249918 00000000 */   nop      
-/* 13CC5C 8024991C 0006000D */  break     6
-.L80249920:
-/* 13CC60 80249920 00002812 */   mflo     $a1
-/* 13CC64 80249924 90420001 */  lbu       $v0, 1($v0)
-/* 13CC68 80249928 03E00008 */  jr        $ra
-/* 13CC6C 8024992C 00451021 */   addu     $v0, $v0, $a1
diff --git a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_is_visible.s b/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_is_visible.s
deleted file mode 100644
index 3ccac10346..0000000000
--- a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_is_visible.s
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,15 +0,0 @@
-.set noat      # allow manual use of $at
-.set noreorder # don't insert nops after branches
-
-glabel pause_items_is_visible
-/* 13CC70 80249930 3C038027 */  lui       $v1, %hi(gItemMenuCurrentScrollPos)
-/* 13CC74 80249934 8C6305D4 */  lw        $v1, %lo(gItemMenuCurrentScrollPos)($v1)
-/* 13CC78 80249938 2462FFE0 */  addiu     $v0, $v1, -0x20
-/* 13CC7C 8024993C 0082102A */  slt       $v0, $a0, $v0
-/* 13CC80 80249940 14400003 */  bnez      $v0, .L80249950
-/* 13CC84 80249944 24620080 */   addiu    $v0, $v1, 0x80
-/* 13CC88 80249948 03E00008 */  jr        $ra
-/* 13CC8C 8024994C 0082102A */   slt      $v0, $a0, $v0
-.L80249950:
-/* 13CC90 80249950 03E00008 */  jr        $ra
-/* 13CC94 80249954 0000102D */   daddu    $v0, $zero, $zero
diff --git a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_scroll_offset_y.s b/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_scroll_offset_y.s
deleted file mode 100644
index 0aabdf6cb4..0000000000
--- a/asm/nonmatchings/code_13CAF0/pause_items_scroll_offset_y.s
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,8 +0,0 @@
-.set noat      # allow manual use of $at
-.set noreorder # don't insert nops after branches
-
-glabel pause_items_scroll_offset_y
-/* 13CC98 80249958 3C028027 */  lui       $v0, %hi(gItemMenuCurrentScrollPos)
-/* 13CC9C 8024995C 8C4205D4 */  lw        $v0, %lo(gItemMenuCurrentScrollPos)($v0)
-/* 13CCA0 80249960 03E00008 */  jr        $ra
-/* 13CCA4 80249964 00821023 */   subu     $v0, $a0, $v0
diff --git a/include/macros.h b/include/macros.h
index 5dc8a24c15..b9e260db5d 100644
--- a/include/macros.h
+++ b/include/macros.h
@@ -24,6 +24,7 @@
 #define CURRENT_CAM (&gCameras[gCurrentCameraID])
 
 #define BADGE_MENU_PAGE(index) (&gBadgeMenuPages[index])
+#define ITEM_MENU_PAGE(index) (&gItemMenuPages[index])
 
 #define MAX_MAPVARS 16
 #define MAX_MAPFLAGS 3
diff --git a/src/code_135EE0.c b/src/code_135EE0.c
index b04277de28..a76329be3f 100644
--- a/src/code_135EE0.c
+++ b/src/code_135EE0.c
@@ -149,7 +149,8 @@ INCLUDE_ASM(s32, "code_135EE0", pause_cleanup);
 
 INCLUDE_ASM(s32, "code_135EE0", pause_get_total_equipped_bp_cost);
 
-INCLUDE_ASM(void, "code_135EE0", pause_draw_rect, s32 ulx, s32 uly, s32 lrx, s32 lry, s32 tileDescriptor, s32 uls, s32 ult, s32 dsdx, s32 dtdy);
+INCLUDE_ASM(void, "code_135EE0", pause_draw_rect, s32 ulx, s32 uly, s32 lrx, s32 lry, s32 tileDescriptor, s32 uls,
+            s32 ult, s32 dsdx, s32 dtdy);
 
 INCLUDE_ASM(s32, "code_135EE0", pause_sort_item_list);
 
diff --git a/src/code_13CAF0.c b/src/code_13CAF0.c
index fc0856706e..0aa8c32695 100644
--- a/src/code_13CAF0.c
+++ b/src/code_13CAF0.c
@@ -1,18 +1,39 @@
 #include "common.h"
 
-INCLUDE_ASM(s32, "code_13CAF0", pause_items_comparator);
+s32 pause_items_comparator(s16* a, s16* b) {
+    if (*a > *b) {
+        return 1;
+    } else {
+        return -1;
+    }
+}
 
-INCLUDE_ASM(s32, "code_13CAF0", pause_items_get_pos_x);
+s32 pause_items_get_pos_x(s32 page, s32 itemIndex) {
+    return (itemIndex % ITEM_MENU_PAGE(page)->numCols) * 98;
+}
 
-INCLUDE_ASM(s32, "code_13CAF0", pause_items_get_pos_y);
+s32 pause_items_get_pos_y(s32 page, s32 itemIndex) {
+    return ((page + 1) * 11) + (ITEM_MENU_PAGE(page)->listStart * 16) + ((itemIndex / ITEM_MENU_PAGE(page)->numCols) * 16);
+}
 
-INCLUDE_ASM(s32, "code_13CAF0", pause_items_get_column);
+s32 pause_items_get_column(s32 page, s32 itemIdx) {
+    return itemIdx % ITEM_MENU_PAGE(page)->numCols;
+}
 
-INCLUDE_ASM(s32, "code_13CAF0", pause_items_get_row);
+s32 pause_items_get_row(s32 page, s32 itemIdx) {
+    return ITEM_MENU_PAGE(page)->listStart + (itemIdx / ITEM_MENU_PAGE(page)->numCols);
+}
 
-INCLUDE_ASM(s32, "code_13CAF0", pause_items_is_visible);
+s32 pause_items_is_visible(s32 y) {
+    if (y < gItemMenuCurrentScrollPos - 32) {
+        return FALSE;
+    }
+    return y < gItemMenuCurrentScrollPos + 128;
+}
 
-INCLUDE_ASM(s32, "code_13CAF0", pause_items_scroll_offset_y);
+s32 pause_items_scroll_offset_y(s32 beforeY) {
+    return beforeY - gItemMenuCurrentScrollPos;
+}
 
 s32 pause_items_scroll_offset_x(s32 beforeX) {
     return beforeX;